So you know about the telescope. And the Binge Boxes. And the charging cables. What, you may be asking, will the library lend next? How will they top a telescope? Cake decorating supplies? Puppies? Actual money?
That’s small potatoes. Any library can do that stuff. We here at Methuen have our eyes on the prize. Fellow humans, I humbly present…the Internet!
Yup, that’s what it looks like. The whole entire Internet. Cute, right?
Actually, that’s not the whole Internet. I was just kidding! That’s just free, unfettered wifi access to the whole Internet that you can use without additional charges to your data plan or account. It has a range of about 50 feet and a battery life of several days.
If you have a Methuen library card, you can borrow this piece of sliced gold for three weeks. Yes, three. Whole. Weeks. If you’re not sure what to do with this modern phenomenon, then we have just a few ideas for you.
Go on a picnic
No longer are your World of Wizardcraft tournaments limited to the indoors. Get your geek on out in the real world! Whether you’re working, playing, or just don’t want to burn up your data plan out in nature, your solution is borrow a hotspot.
Just don’t forget that Interneting with the birds and the sunshine is hard work. You’ll work up an appetite for sure! While you’re in getting your hotspot, grab a copy of John Madden’s classic tailgating cookbook to help you prepare.
From sea to shining sea, the hotspot will transport you to the world of the Internet. Take it
to the Wild West or Las Vegas! Take it on the road and run your streaming music app on it. Or carry it in your pocket and check your map data-free as you explore your vacation destination.
There is, alas, one caveat: the hotspot will only work within the U.S. where there is T-Mobile coverage. Don’t worry. There are other ways to have fun while you see the world.
Make a statement
Whether you’re selling Girl Scout cookies or peacefully presenting your opinion in the company of a thousand of your closest friends, a little wifi goes a long way. At Town Hall meetings, at farmshare coops, and at popup art demonstrations, our hotspot will be your buddy. Go ahead and livetweet that event!
Be the life of the party
Ever host an event at a venue that doesn’t have wifi? If you have, then you know the misery that can ensue. You also may know the pain of hosting a neighborhood get-together and handing your home wifi password out to just one person who really, really needs it. The next thing you know, you’re sharing your wifi with everyone.
Don’t just borrow a wifi hotspot for situations like these. Present it with etiquette fit for the 21st century. This is one situation where using the Internet to read up on something probably won’t work. Because, y’know, it’s the Internet. (If you disagree, by all means, please comment below. Don’t hold back!) If manners maketh man, then Miss Manners maketh a successful party.